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180，某课堂 日 内
一排排的座位上坐满了各种肤色的同学。
王洛勇也在其中。
一位白人考官在讲台上挥着手臂：“ The classmate of
everyone!You are welcome from all over the world.Today
is the first day you admission，By my huckleberry Finn is responsible
for the test and assessment of the academic spoken English to you!”
同学们响起了热烈的掌声……
哈克贝利·费恩考官摆摆手：“Thank you， the enthusiasm of
the students.Everyone please silence， silence!Now， let‘s
welcome from the British female classmate Elizabeth to stand up for oral
examination!”
伊丽莎白女同学彬彬有礼地站了起来。她向哈克贝利·费恩考官行了一礼：
“Thank you teacher! Thank the classmates!”
哈克贝利·费恩考官满意地哂笑着：“The name!”
伊丽莎白：“Elizabeth then.”
哈克贝利·费恩：“来自那个国家？”
伊丽莎白：“British English!”
哈克贝利·费恩满意地点点头。他脸上浮出笑容：“That your
impression of the American people？ ”
伊丽莎白沉默了一下。她莞尔一笑：“The United States of America is one
of the most democratic countries of the world‘s most civilization. The wisdom of
the American worker that is unmatched!”
哈克贝利·费恩拍着手：“Thank you very much! Thank you
very much! Elizabeth students sit down， please!”
伊丽莎白向哈克贝利·费恩深深施了一礼，做出了受宠若惊的姿势。
哈克贝利·费恩鹰隼的眼睛在挑来捡去。最后他皱着眉头将眼光落在王洛
勇的身上……
王洛勇惊慌失措的表情。
哈克贝利·费恩讥诮的眼神：“China luoyong wang classmate
to stand up， please accept my spoken English
questions!”
王洛勇左右看着，不知所措。
哈克贝利·费恩不耐烦的表情。
旁边一位中国女同学悄悄地：“老师让你站起来，接受他的提问。”
王洛勇不自然地站了起来，他向哈克贝利·费恩滑稽地行了一礼。
哈克贝利·费恩厌恶地鼓了一下腮帮：“What‘s your name？”
王洛勇迟疑着……
女同学拉了拉王洛勇衣角：“问你叫什么？”
王洛勇不情愿地：“密斯脱·王洛勇。”
哈克贝利·费恩困惑地摇了摇头：“What you said is the
national language？ To say American English!”
女同学哑声地：“说英语。”
王洛勇拍了一下脑门：“Luoyong wang!”
哈克贝利·费恩舔了舔嘴唇：“International students that
country do you come from？”
王洛勇挺了挺胸脯：“I am a Chinese to foreign students.”
哈克贝利·费恩敲着教案质问着：“Why not with the country‘s name？
Why don‘t you take "ridiculous" two words？ This is a serious mistakes in
grammar mistake!”
王洛勇皱着眉头看着女同学：“他说什么？”
女同学陪着小心地：“He said why don‘t you take national title？ Why don‘t
you take \"ridiculous\" two words？ He also said that…… He also said that you this is
serious mistakes in grammar.”
王洛勇义正词严地：“What is grammar mistake？ "Ridiculous" 2 words I
didn‘t want to say. Because the two words is the insult of the Chinese nation to
us!”
哈克贝利·费恩摊着两手：“No， no! No， no! In fact you China
"ridiculous" is "the sick man of Asia".”
王洛勇睃着女同学：“我这半瓶子醋英语听不懂他说什么。他说什么‘东
亚病夫’？”
女同学恐惧的神色：“我……我也不知道呀！”
王洛勇欲言又止。
哈克贝利·费恩忽然阴险地大笑起来：“Ha， ha， ha， ha， ha， ha，
luoyong wang classmate， what qualities do you think we
americans are？”
王洛勇沉默了一下，正色地：“The teacher! Objective to be fair， I think so:
I think you are the people of the United States is the quality of the industrious and
intelligent， but it don‘t have pigs. Because this is the objective existence of!”
哈克贝利·费恩暴跳如雷地拍着教案：“Bastard! Bastard! How dare you
this shameless rogue insulted pigs quality is we the people of the United States？ I
suggest Anna expelled from your student status -- acting!”
王洛勇惊呆了。
女同学埋怨的目光：“王同学，您怎么骂美国人民是pigs猪猡啊？”
王洛勇沮丧地：“没有啊？我只是说有些人stupid愚蠢……”
女同学：“您大概混淆语法单词了。愚蠢那也是大不敬啊？咱们在异国他
乡，这些大不敬之词那也是要伤人的。您怎么这样不小心啊？”
王洛勇懊恼地自抽了一个嘴巴：“哎呀，我真混？怎么在这地方实话实说
呀？”
女同学白了一眼：“stupid和pigs是相近的贬义词。那是要忌嘴的！”
一排排的座位上坐满了各种肤色的同学。
王洛勇也在其中。
一位白人考官在讲台上挥着手臂：“ The classmate of
everyone!You are welcome from all over the world.Today
is the first day you admission，By my huckleberry Finn is responsible
for the test and assessment of the academic spoken English to you!”
同学们响起了热烈的掌声……
哈克贝利·费恩考官摆摆手：“Thank you， the enthusiasm of
the students.Everyone please silence， silence!Now， let‘s
welcome from the British female classmate Elizabeth to stand up for oral
examination!”
伊丽莎白女同学彬彬有礼地站了起来。她向哈克贝利·费恩考官行了一礼：
“Thank you teacher! Thank the classmates!”
哈克贝利·费恩考官满意地哂笑着：“The name!”
伊丽莎白：“Elizabeth then.”
哈克贝利·费恩：“来自那个国家？”
伊丽莎白：“British English!”
哈克贝利·费恩满意地点点头。他脸上浮出笑容：“That your
impression of the American people？ ”
伊丽莎白沉默了一下。她莞尔一笑：“The United States of America is one
of the most democratic countries of the world‘s most civilization. The wisdom of
the American worker that is unmatched!”
哈克贝利·费恩拍着手：“Thank you very much! Thank you
very much! Elizabeth students sit down， please!”
伊丽莎白向哈克贝利·费恩深深施了一礼，做出了受宠若惊的姿势。
哈克贝利·费恩鹰隼的眼睛在挑来捡去。最后他皱着眉头将眼光落在王洛
勇的身上……
王洛勇惊慌失措的表情。
哈克贝利·费恩讥诮的眼神：“China luoyong wang classmate
to stand up， please accept my spoken English
questions!”
王洛勇左右看着，不知所措。
哈克贝利·费恩不耐烦的表情。
旁边一位中国女同学悄悄地：“老师让你站起来，接受他的提问。”
王洛勇不自然地站了起来，他向哈克贝利·费恩滑稽地行了一礼。
哈克贝利·费恩厌恶地鼓了一下腮帮：“What‘s your name？”
王洛勇迟疑着……
女同学拉了拉王洛勇衣角：“问你叫什么？”
王洛勇不情愿地：“密斯脱·王洛勇。”
哈克贝利·费恩困惑地摇了摇头：“What you said is the
national language？ To say American English!”
女同学哑声地：“说英语。”
王洛勇拍了一下脑门：“Luoyong wang!”
哈克贝利·费恩舔了舔嘴唇：“International students that
country do you come from？”
王洛勇挺了挺胸脯：“I am a Chinese to foreign students.”
哈克贝利·费恩敲着教案质问着：“Why not with the country‘s name？
Why don‘t you take "ridiculous" two words？ This is a serious mistakes in
grammar mistake!”
王洛勇皱着眉头看着女同学：“他说什么？”
女同学陪着小心地：“He said why don‘t you take national title？ Why don‘t
you take \"ridiculous\" two words？ He also said that…… He also said that you this is
serious mistakes in grammar.”
王洛勇义正词严地：“What is grammar mistake？ "Ridiculous" 2 words I
didn‘t want to say. Because the two words is the insult of the Chinese nation to
us!”
哈克贝利·费恩摊着两手：“No， no! No， no! In fact you China
"ridiculous" is "the sick man of Asia".”
王洛勇睃着女同学：“我这半瓶子醋英语听不懂他说什么。他说什么‘东
亚病夫’？”
女同学恐惧的神色：“我……我也不知道呀！”
王洛勇欲言又止。
哈克贝利·费恩忽然阴险地大笑起来：“Ha， ha， ha， ha， ha， ha，
luoyong wang classmate， what qualities do you think we
americans are？”
王洛勇沉默了一下，正色地：“The teacher! Objective to be fair， I think so:
I think you are the people of the United States is the quality of the industrious and
intelligent， but it don‘t have pigs. Because this is the objective existence of!”
哈克贝利·费恩暴跳如雷地拍着教案：“Bastard! Bastard! How dare you
this shameless rogue insulted pigs quality is we the people of the United States？ I
suggest Anna expelled from your student status -- acting!”
王洛勇惊呆了。
女同学埋怨的目光：“王同学，您怎么骂美国人民是pigs猪猡啊？”
王洛勇沮丧地：“没有啊？我只是说有些人stupid愚蠢……”
女同学：“您大概混淆语法单词了。愚蠢那也是大不敬啊？咱们在异国他
乡，这些大不敬之词那也是要伤人的。您怎么这样不小心啊？”
王洛勇懊恼地自抽了一个嘴巴：“哎呀，我真混？怎么在这地方实话实说
呀？”
女同学白了一眼：“stupid和pigs是相近的贬义词。那是要忌嘴的！”
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