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　　Why not？
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　I don’’t know.
　　
　　Chuckie turns back to one of the girls， calling out:
　　
　　CHUCKIE （cont’’d）
　　Cathy! Why didn’’t you give me none of
　　your twat last night？
　　
　　A girl at the table， CATHY， holds up her PINKY FINGER and smiles--
　　revealing a mouthful of MISSING TEETH.
　　
　　CATHY
　　Fuck you and your Irish curse， Chuckie!
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　She’’s missin’’ teeth， Will.
　　
　　Will nods， not really into it tonight.
　　
　　CHUCKIE （cont’’d）
　　Plus， it’’s like， five to two Morgan
　　ends up marryin’’ her. There’’s only so
　　many times you can bang your friend’’s
　　future wife……
　　
　　They get to the table. Will’’s heart just isn’’t in it.
　　
　　WILL
　　I’’m takin’’ off.
　　
　　ALL
　　We’’re goin’’ late night.
　　
　　WILL
　　I’’m tired.
　　
　　CUT TO:
　　
　　INT. LAMBEAU’’S OFFICE -- DAY
　　
　　Will and Lambeau work together at the board. They communicate
　　non-verbally as they collaborate on a problem. After a
　　particularly amusing series of numbers， they share a look and
　　laugh.
　　
　　CUT TO:
　　
　　INT. SEAN’’S OFFICE -- DAY
　　
　　Will and Sean sit in silence. A long moment passes. Sean
　　casually reclines in his chair， disinterested. Will restlessly
　　looks around the room and then back to Sean. An odd half smile
　　crosses Sean’’s face. After a moment:
　　
　　WILL
　　You know， I was on this plane once.
　　And I’’m sittin’’ there and the captain
　　comes on and is like "we’’ll be cruising
　　at 35，000 feet，" and does his thing，
　　then he puts the mike down but forgets
　　to turn it off. Then he says "man，
　　all I want right now is a blow-job and
　　a cup of coffee." So the stewardess
　　goes runnin’’ up towards the cock-pit
　　to tell him the mike’’s still on， and
　　this guy in the back of the plane goes
　　"don’’t forget the coffee!"
　　
　　SEAN
　　（smiles）
　　You’’ve never been on a plane.
　　
　　WILL
　　I know， but the joke’’s better if I
　　tell it in the first person.
　　
　　A beat.
　　
　　WILL （cont’’d）
　　I have been laid you know.
　　
　　Sean smiles.
　　
　　SEAN
　　Yeah？ You got a lady now？
　　
　　WILL
　　Yeah， I went on a date last week.
　　
　　SEAN
　　How’’d it go？
　　
　　WILL
　　Fine.
　　
　　SEAN
　　Well， are you going out again？
　　
　　WILL
　　I don’’t know.
　　
　　SEAN
　　Why not？
　　
　　WILL
　　Haven’’t called her.
　　
　　SEAN
　　Jesus Christ， you are an amateur.
　　
　　WILL
　　I know what I’’m doing. She’’s different
　　from the other girls I met. We have a
　　really good time. She’’s smart，
　　beautiful， fun……
　　
　　SEAN