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　　LAMBEAU
　　（flustered）
　　Well…… I’’ll be speaking to your
　　supervisor.
　　
　　Will walks out. Lambeau goes to "fix" the proof， scanning the
　　blackboard for whatever damage Will caused. He stops， scans
　　the board again. Amazement registers on his face.
　　
　　LAMBEAU （cont’’d）
　　My God.
　　
　　Down the hall， we hear the DOOR CLOSE. He turns to look for
　　Will， who is gone.
　　
　　CUT TO:
　　
　　EXT. BOW AND ARROW PUB， CAMBRIDGE -- THAT NIGHT
　　
　　A crowded Harvard Bar. Will and our gang walk by a line of
　　several Harvard students， waiting to be carded.
　　
　　MORGAN
　　What happened？
　　（beat）
　　You got fired， huh？
　　
　　WILL
　　Yeah， Morgan. I got fired.
　　
　　MORGAN
　　（starts laughing）
　　How fuckin’’ retarded do you have to be
　　to get shit-canned from that job？ How
　　hard is it to push a fuckin’’ broom？
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　You got fired from pushing a broom，
　　you little bitch.
　　
　　MORGAN
　　Yah， that was different. Management
　　was restructurin’’--
　　
　　BILLY
　　--Yah， restructurin’’ the amount of
　　retards they had workin’’ for them.
　　
　　MORGAN
　　Fuck you， you fat fuck.
　　
　　BILLY
　　Least I work for a livin’’.
　　（to Will）
　　Why’’d you get fired？
　　
　　WILL
　　Management was restructurin’’.
　　
　　Laughter.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　My uncle can probably get you on my
　　demo team.
　　
　　MORGAN
　　What the fuck？ I just asked you for a
　　job yesterday!
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　I told you "no" yesterday!
　　
　　After two students flash their ID’’s to the doorman （CASEY）
　　our boys file past him.
　　
　　ALL
　　（one after another）
　　What’’s up Case.
　　
　　With an imperceptible nod， Casey waves our boys through. A
　　fifth kid， a HARVARD STUDENT， tries to follow. He is stopped
　　by Casey’’s massive， outstretched arm:
　　
　　CASEY
　　ID？
　　
　　INT. BOW AND ARROW -- CONTINUOUS
　　
　　Chuckie is collecting money from the guys to buy a pitcher，
　　all but Morgan cough up some crumpled dollars.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　So， this is a Harvard bar， huh？ I
　　thought there’’d be equations and shit
　　on the wall.
　　
　　INT. BACK SECTION， BOW AND ARROW -- MOMENTS LATER
　　
　　Chuckie returns to a table where Will， Morgan and Billy have
　　made themselves comfortable. He [Chuckie] spots two ATTRACTIVE YOUNG
　　HARVARD WOMEN sitting together at the end of the bar. Chuckie
　　struts his way toward the women and pulls up a chair. He
　　flashes a smile and tries to submerge his thick Boston accent.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　Hey， how’’s it goin’’？
　　
　　LYDIA
　　Fine.
　　
　　SKYLAR
　　Okay.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　So， you ladies ah， go to school here？
　　
　　LYDIA
　　Yes.
　　
　　CHUCKIE