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　　Everyone is laughing. Skylar speaks above the din.
　　
　　SKYLAR
　　There was this Irish guy， walking down
　　the beach one day.
　　
　　She has everyone’’s attention. Will is nervous.
　　
　　SKYLAR （cont’’d）
　　And he comes across a bottle， and this
　　Genie pops out. The genie turns to
　　the Irishman and says-- "You’’ve released
　　me from my prison， so I’’ll grant you
　　three wishes." The Irish guy thinks
　　for a minute and says "What I really
　　want is a pint of Guiness that never
　　empties." And--POOF! A bottle appears.
　　He slams it down， and-- lo and behold--
　　it fills back up again.
　　
　　C/U of Will. Hoping the joke pans out.
　　
　　SKYLAR （cont’’d）
　　Well， the Irish guy can’’t believe it.
　　He drinks it again， and again-- BOOM!
　　It fills back up. So， while the Irish
　　guy is marveling at his good fortune，
　　The Genie is getting impatient， because
　　it’’s hot and he wants to get on with
　　his freedom. He says "Let’’s go， you
　　have two more wishes." The Irish guy
　　slams his drink again， it fills back
　　up， he’’s still amazed. The Genie can’’t
　　take it anymore. He says "Buddy， I’’m
　　boiling out here. What are your
　　other two wishes？"
　　（beat）
　　The Irish guy looks at his drink， looks
　　at the Genie and says…… "I guess
　　I’’ll have two more of these."
　　
　　The gang erupts with laughter.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　It’’s a good thing no one’’s Irish here.
　　
　　MORGAN
　　I’’m Irish.
　　
　　Chuckie， Will look at Morgan， baffled.
　　
　　EXT. L STREET BAR & GRILLE -- LATER
　　
　　Everyone is walking out， saying good-bye. Chuckie goes over
　　to Will and Skylar.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　I’’m glad you came by， changed my opinion
　　of Harvard people.
　　
　　SKYLAR
　　See ya’’ Chuckie. I had fun.
　　
　　Chuckie heads towards Will to say goodnight.
　　
　　WILL
　　I don’’t know what the fuck you’’re doin’’.
　　You’’re givin’’ us a ride.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　What do I look like， Al Cowlins？
　　（seriously）
　　You want to take my car， drop her off？
　　
　　WILL
　　I was countin’’ on it.
　　
　　MORGAN
　　Chuck， let’’s go.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　You’’re walkin’’ bitch， Will’’s takin’’
　　the car.
　　
　　Morgan mumbles something and staggers off. Billy follows with
　　an indifferent shrug.
　　
　　WILL
　　Thanks， Chuck.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　Don’’t get too slap-happy， you’’re takin’’
　　me home first.
　　WILL
　　I don’’t know， Chuck. It’’s kinda outta
　　the way.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　Just ’’cause you don’’t have to sleep in
　　the one room palace， don’’t start
　　thinkin’’ you’’re bad.
　　
　　SKYLAR
　　（to Will）
　　I thought you said you’’d show me your
　　place.
　　
　　WILL
　　Not tonight.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　Yeah， not tonight. Not any other night.
　　He knows， once you see that shit-hole
　　he’’s gettin’’ dropped like a bad habit.
　　
　　SKYLAR
　　I wanted to meet your brothers……
　　
　　Chuckie gives Will a curious look.