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　　What is happening？
　　WAYMOND
　　Evelyn# 等⼀下.趕快告訴她你已經把⽂件送了.……你去了， 對嗎？
　　WAYMOND
　　Wait Evelyn. Tell her you already * dropped off the paperwork…… You dropped it off， right？
　　Waymond grabs her by the shoulders-
　　
　　93-13 ACTION UNIVERSE: Waymond grabs Evelyn. The RUMBLE begins.
　　Evelyn can’t stop it.
　　
　　93-13A/B/C/D/E/F We see flashes of her painting his face， spitting on him， dancing with him， throwing divorce papers at him， and even KISSING him in the Movie Star Universe against his will.
　　WAYMOND （CONT’D）
　　What are you doing？
　　EVELYN
　　（a little scared）
　　Everything……
　　
　　93-14 CHEF UNIVERSE: EXT RESTAURANT - Evelyn watches as Raccacoonie is carried away in a cage by an Animal Control employee. Chad is being held back by other employees.
　　
　　93-15 NOODLE UNIVERSE：
　　EVELYN （NOODLE） （CONT’D）
　　…… You’re not going to stick Spaghetti baby noodle boy! You’re a different kind of pasta with a
　　hole! NOBODY ELSE HAS A HOLE!
　　Spaghetti Baby Noodle Boy goes limp in the pot.
　　
　　93-16 MOVIE STAR UNIVERSE: Waymond pushes Evelyn off and backs away， horrified.
　　
　　93-17 HOT DOG UNIVERSE: Deirdre is packing a bag. It’s incredibly difficult to pack with floppy fingers.
　　
　　93-18 TEMPLE UNIVERSE: Jobu pushes Evelyn closer and closer to the Bagel. Evelyn begins to nod.
　　JOBU
　　All of this time， I wasn’t looking for someone who could defeat me. I was looking for someone who could See what I see. Feel what I feel……
　　
　　93-19 TAXES UNIVERSE: Ignoring everyone else， Evelyn pokes at the paint stain on the ceiling with her baseball bat.
　　Evelyn turns & walks right up to Deirdre carrying the bat.
　　The police palm their weapons.
　　But she walks up to the laundromat windows and places a hand against the glass.
　　JOBU （V.O.）
　　And that someone is you.
　　EVELYN
　　I’ve always hated this place anyways……
　　THE MUSIC EXPLODES INTO A FURIOUS CACOPHONY：
　　Evelyn smashes the front window of her laundromat.
　　
　　93-20 OPERA UNIVERSE: Evelyn is singing "COME ON BARBIE LET’S GO BARBIE!" over and over again and causing feedback in the mic.
　　The audience heads for the exits.
　　JOBU （V.O.）
　　Not a single moment will go by in your mind without every other universe screaming for your attention……
　　
　　93-21 NOODLE UNIVERSE: Spaghetti Baby Noodle Boy is sinking to the dark bottom of the pot alone.
　　SPAGHETTI BABY NOODLE BOY
　　Why would god give me a hole for no reason？
　　
　　93-22 TAXES UNIVERSE: INT. LAUNDROMAT - Evelyn throws the Karaoke machine out the window as she is restrained by one of the policemen and her hands are zip tied behind her back.
　　
　　93-23 ACTION UNIVERSE: The RUMBLING stops with a deafening POP!
　　
　　Silence. Everyone gasps. Evelyn looks down to see she has Stabbed Waymond in the side with a shard of glass. Blood begins to pour from his side and her hand.
　　JOBU （V.O.）
　　Never fully there. A lifetime of fractured moments， contradictions， and confusion……
　　On Waymond’s phone， a bright red warning flashes and red dots are everywhere. Alpha Gong Gong commands the Alpha Jumpers to aim their weapons at her. They tremble with uncertainty.
　　
　　93-24 TEMPLE UNIVERSE: The BLACK SWIRLING BAGEL begins to overtake the entire screen. Evelyn’s eyes are fully BLACK.
　　JOBU （V.O.）
　　With only a few specks of time where anything actually makes Sense. Just hilarious accidents.
　　
　　93-25 VARIOUS UNIVERSES: Evelyn is center frame， rapidly shuffling through universes. Her stoic expression remains the same.
　　The transformation is complete. She is finally everywhere.
　　She finally understands Jobu.
　　Music fades. She closes her eyes.
　　
　　She slumps to the ground and becomes a rock. A literal rock.
　　
　　94 ROCK UNIVERSE: EXT. FIELD
　　In an empty field， sit two rocks. The wind blows through the dirt. It is silent and serene. Almost eerily so.
　　Beat.
　　Beat.
　　JOBU ROCK
　　Oh， good you’re here too.
　　EVELYN ROCK
　　Where are we？
　　JOBU ROCK
　　One of the universes where the conditions weren’t right for life to form. Most of them are like this， actually.
　　EVELYN ROCK
　　It’s…… nice.
　　JOBU ROCK
　　Yeah. You can just sit here， and everything feels really far away.
　　Evelyn Rock can hear the faint SOUNDS AND VOICES from the other universes. But it fades away. They watch as the shadows get long in the setting sun.
　　EVELYN ROCK
　　Joy， I’m sorry about ruining everything， IJOBU ROCK
　　Shhhh. You don’t have to worry about that here. Just be a rock.
　　A beat.
　　EVELYN ROCK
　　I just feel so stupid-
　　（MORE）
　　JOBU ROCK
　　God! Please. We’re all stupid.
　　Small stupid little humans. It’s like our whole deal.
　　（softens）
　　For most of our history we knew the earth was the center of the universe. We killed and tortured
　　people for saying otherwise.
　　The sun sets revealing a dense sky of stars.
　　JOBU ROCK （CONT’D）
　　And then we find out that the Earth is revolving around the Sun， which is just one sun out of a trillion
　　Suns， and now look at us: trying to deal with the fact that all of that exists in one universe out of who
　　knows how many. Every new discovery， is just a reminder-
　　EVELYN ROCK
　　We’re all small and stupid.
　　JOBU ROCK
　　Who knows what great new discovery is coming next to make us feel like even smaller pieces of shit.
　　EVELYN ROCK
　　Language.
　　JOBU ROCK
　　Seriously？
　　EVELYN ROCK
　　I’m joking. That was a joke.
　　（laughing）
　　A big fucking joke.
　　They both laugh making each other laugh more just because they are both laughing. Then Jobu stops.
　　JOBU ROCK