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Congratulations, Jerry.
JERRY
Yah, thanks, Stan, it’’s a pretty -
WADE
What kind of finder’’s fee were
you looking for?
JERRY
…… Huh?
STAN
The financials are pretty thorough,
so the only thing we don’’t know
is your fee.
JERRY
…… My fee? Wade, what the
heck’’re you talkin’’ about?
WADE
Stan and I’’re okay.
JERRY
Yah.
WADE
We’’re good to loan in.
JERRY
Yah.
WADE
But we never talked about your
fee for bringin’’ it to us.
JERRY
No, but, Wade, see, I was
bringin’’ you this deal for you
to loan me the money to put
in. It’’s my deal here, see?
Wade scowls, looks at Stan.
STAN
Jerry - we thought you were
bringin’’ us an investment.
JERRY
Yah, right -
STAN
You’’re sayin’’ - what’’re you
sayin’’?
WADE
You’’re sayin’’ that we put in
all the money and you collect
when it pays off?
JERRY
No, no. I - I’’d, I’’d - pay you
back the principal, and interest
- heck, I’’d go - one over prime -
STAN
We’’re not a bank, Jerry.
Wade is angry.
WADE
What the heck, Jerry, if I wanted
bank interest on seven hunnert’’n
fifty thousand I’’d go to Midwest
Federal. Talk to Bill Diehl.
STAN
He’’s at Norstar.
WADE
He’’s at -
JERRY
No, see, I don’’t need a finder’’s
fee, I need - finder’’s fee’’s, what,
ten percent, heck that’’s not gonna
do it for me. I need the principal.
STAN
Jerry, we’’re not just going to
give you seven hundred and fifty
thousand dollars.
WADE
What the heck were you thinkin’’?
Heck, if I’’m only gettin’’ bank
interest, I’’d look for complete
security. Heck, FDIC. I don’’t
see nothin’’ like that here.
JERRY
Yah, but I - okay, I would, I’’d
guarantee ya your money back.
WADE
I’’m not talkin’’ about your damn
word, Jerry. Geez, what the
heck’’re you?…… Well, look, I
don’’t want to cut you out of the
loop, but his here’’s a good deal.
I assume, if you’’re not innarested,
you won’’t mind if we move on it
independently.
PARKING LOT
We are high and wide on the office building’’s parking lot.
Jerry emerges wrapped in a parka, his arms sticking stiffly
out at his sides, his breath vaporizing. He goes to his
car, opens its front door, pulls out a red plastic scraper
and starts methodically scraping off the thin crust of ice
that has developed on his windshield.
The scrape-scrape-scrape sound carries in the frigid air.
Jerry goes into a frenzy, banging the scraper against the
windshield and the hood of his car.
The tantrum passes. Jerry stands pantin, staring at nothing
in particular.
Scrape-scrape-scrape - he goes back to work on the
windshield.
FRONT DOOR
A beat, silent but for a key scraping at the lock.
The door swings open and Jerry edges in, looking about,
holding a sack of groceries.
JERRY
Hon?
He shuts the door.
JERRY
…… Got the growshries……
JERRY
Yah, thanks, Stan, it’’s a pretty -
WADE
What kind of finder’’s fee were
you looking for?
JERRY
…… Huh?
STAN
The financials are pretty thorough,
so the only thing we don’’t know
is your fee.
JERRY
…… My fee? Wade, what the
heck’’re you talkin’’ about?
WADE
Stan and I’’re okay.
JERRY
Yah.
WADE
We’’re good to loan in.
JERRY
Yah.
WADE
But we never talked about your
fee for bringin’’ it to us.
JERRY
No, but, Wade, see, I was
bringin’’ you this deal for you
to loan me the money to put
in. It’’s my deal here, see?
Wade scowls, looks at Stan.
STAN
Jerry - we thought you were
bringin’’ us an investment.
JERRY
Yah, right -
STAN
You’’re sayin’’ - what’’re you
sayin’’?
WADE
You’’re sayin’’ that we put in
all the money and you collect
when it pays off?
JERRY
No, no. I - I’’d, I’’d - pay you
back the principal, and interest
- heck, I’’d go - one over prime -
STAN
We’’re not a bank, Jerry.
Wade is angry.
WADE
What the heck, Jerry, if I wanted
bank interest on seven hunnert’’n
fifty thousand I’’d go to Midwest
Federal. Talk to Bill Diehl.
STAN
He’’s at Norstar.
WADE
He’’s at -
JERRY
No, see, I don’’t need a finder’’s
fee, I need - finder’’s fee’’s, what,
ten percent, heck that’’s not gonna
do it for me. I need the principal.
STAN
Jerry, we’’re not just going to
give you seven hundred and fifty
thousand dollars.
WADE
What the heck were you thinkin’’?
Heck, if I’’m only gettin’’ bank
interest, I’’d look for complete
security. Heck, FDIC. I don’’t
see nothin’’ like that here.
JERRY
Yah, but I - okay, I would, I’’d
guarantee ya your money back.
WADE
I’’m not talkin’’ about your damn
word, Jerry. Geez, what the
heck’’re you?…… Well, look, I
don’’t want to cut you out of the
loop, but his here’’s a good deal.
I assume, if you’’re not innarested,
you won’’t mind if we move on it
independently.
PARKING LOT
We are high and wide on the office building’’s parking lot.
Jerry emerges wrapped in a parka, his arms sticking stiffly
out at his sides, his breath vaporizing. He goes to his
car, opens its front door, pulls out a red plastic scraper
and starts methodically scraping off the thin crust of ice
that has developed on his windshield.
The scrape-scrape-scrape sound carries in the frigid air.
Jerry goes into a frenzy, banging the scraper against the
windshield and the hood of his car.
The tantrum passes. Jerry stands pantin, staring at nothing
in particular.
Scrape-scrape-scrape - he goes back to work on the
windshield.
FRONT DOOR
A beat, silent but for a key scraping at the lock.
The door swings open and Jerry edges in, looking about,
holding a sack of groceries.
JERRY
Hon?
He shuts the door.
JERRY
…… Got the growshries……
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