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　　You aren’’t， by any chance， Pre-law？
　　Are you？
　　
　　CUT TO:
　　
　　INT. MIDDLESEX COUNTY JAIL， INTERROGATION ROOM -- LATER
　　
　　Professor Lambeau sits， waiting. Will is brought in， shackled，
　　by the guard.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　Hello. Gerald Lambeau， M.I.T.
　　
　　WILL
　　Fuck do you want？
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　I’’ve spoken with the judge and he’’s
　　agreed to release you under my
　　supervision.
　　
　　WILL
　　（suspicious）
　　Really？
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　（beat）
　　Yes. Under two conditions.
　　
　　WILL
　　What’’re those？
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　That you meet with me twice a week--
　　
　　[This portion poorly Xeroxed， but Lambeau explains
　　the need to meet with a therapist as the second
　　condition]
　　
　　WILL
　　If I agree to this， I walk right now？
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　That’’s right.
　　
　　WILL
　　I’’ll do the work. I’’m not going to meet
　　with a therapist.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　Now， it won’’t be as bad as it sounds，
　　Will.
　　（beat）
　　I’’ve already spoken to one therapist，
　　his name is Henry Lipkin and he’’s a
　　friend of mine. He’’s also published
　　four books and is widely considered to
　　be one of the brightest men in his
　　field.
　　（beat）
　　I’’m sure it’’ll be better than spending
　　the next six months in jail.
　　
　　CUT TO:
　　
　　INT. FUNLAND -- DAY
　　
　　Will and Chuckie walk up to an enclosed trampoline. Billy and
　　Morgan prefer to use it for their own version of "Wrestlemania."
　　As Will and Chuckie approach， Billy is on top of a bloodied
　　Morgan and has him in the "Cobra Clutch." Will and Chuckie
　　watch for a beat. Billy tightens his grip.
　　
　　BILLY
　　Submit， bitch! Submit! Submit!
　　
　　MORGAN
　　（being strangled）
　　Suck my cock!
　　
　　BILLY
　　Oh， Morgan!
　　
　　Chuckie turns to Will， conspiratorially as they wait for the
　　fight to finish.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　What’’d you get？ You get leniency？
　　
　　WILL
　　Probation， counselin’’， few days a week.
　　
　　CHUCKIE
　　You’’re fuckin’’ good.
　　
　　Will Smiles.
　　
　　CHUCKIE （cont’’d）
　　Just submit， Morgan. He’’s got you
　　in the Cobra Clutch.
　　
　　MORGAN
　　（to Chuckie）
　　Fuck your mother too!
　　
　　INT. WILL’’S APARTMENT -- NIGHT
　　
　　Will sits alone in his one room apartment， reading. A closer
　　look reveals he is reading a self-help PSYCHOLOGY BOOK. Will
　　is flipping through the book at about a page per second. He
　　shakes his head and smiles. Upon finishing the book， he throws
　　it in a nearby WASTEBASKET. Push in on the back of the book
　　where a SMILING PSYCHOLOGIST is pictured.
　　
　　INT. PSYCHOLOGIST’’S OFFICE -- CONTINUOUS
　　
　　Will sits in a well decorated Psychologist’’s Office. Across
　　from Will sits the same PSYCHOLOGIST， HENRY LIPKIN （40）， from
　　the book. They are in mid-session.