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　　If you wanna hit "Ramrod，" take your
　　shot. Take some pride in it. You go
　　to church？ So fuckin’’ what， God loves
　　you. I mean， Christ. A guy as well
　　known as you？ By the time you put
　　your disguise on and skulk out of the
　　house Sunday nights you probably look
　　like "Inspector Cluseau."
　　
　　The Psychologist calmly packs his things.
　　
　　PSYCHOLOGIST
　　Well， I can see this is pointless……
　　
　　WILL
　　You’’re getting defensive……Henry.
　　And hey， cheif--tell the wife， at
　　least. Christ， set her free.
　　
　　The shrink gets up and walks out.
　　
　　WILL （cont’’d）
　　Fuckin’’ hypocrite……
　　
　　INT. HALLWAY -- CONTINUOUS
　　
　　The Psychologist comes walking out， much to the surprise of
　　Lambeau and Tom who have been waiting in the lobby.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　Henry？
　　
　　The Psychologist keeps walking.
　　
　　PSYCHOLOGIST
　　No. You know what， Gerry？ This is
　　why I don’’t do pro-bono anymore. It’’s
　　not worth it to me.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　What happened？
　　
　　PSYCHOLOGIST
　　I don’’t have the time. I’’m going on
　　national television this week.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　Wait a minute， Henry……
　　
　　He [Henry] is out the door. Lambeau looks to Tom.
　　
　　CUT TO:
　　
　　INT. LAMBEAU’’S OFFICE -- DAY
　　
　　Will is in Lambeau’’s office. Lambeau is at the board， working
　　on a diagram as Tom takes notes. Will seems disinterested.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　This rectangle is subdivided into
　　rectangles. One edge of an inner
　　rectangle is an integer. Can you prove
　　that one edge of the larger rectangle
　　is an integer？
　　
　　WILL
　　Of course.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　Okay. How？
　　
　　WILL
　　It’’s an integer proof.
　　
　　Lambeau smiles.
　　
　　WILL （cont’’d）
　　What？ Hey， look buddy my time’’s almost
　　up. You want me to sit here for an
　　hour and write it out？
　　
　　Lambeau says nothing. Will gets up and goes to the board.
　　
　　WILL （cont’’d）
　　Look， I’’ll give you the key steps to
　　it but I’’m not gonna do the whole thing.
　　
　　Lambeau keeps smiling.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　That would be a monumental waste of
　　time， wouldn’’t it， Will？
　　
　　WILL
　　I think so.
　　
　　LAMBEAU
　　I happen to know so.
　　
　　Lambeau rises and goes to the board.
　　
　　LAMBEAU （cont’’d）
　　You’’re thinking too hard. What if I
　　did this？
　　
　　He draws a vertical line through the diagram.
　　
　　LAMBEAU （cont’’d）
　　Now， what if I do this？
　　
　　He draws a horizontal line through the diagram. He hands Will
　　the chalk.
　　
　　LAMBEAU （cont’’d）
　　Have you ever played checkers？
　　
　　Will realizes what Lambeau is getting at. In a flash he starts
　　drawing lines through the diagram， energized.
　　
　　WILL