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85 Evelyn’s pinkies clamp down on the wheelchair pegs, breaking them. Using her strong pinkies: Flick! Flick! Flick! Gong Gong and the chair go flying across the floor.
The active grenade tumbles into some cubicles. The Alpha Jumpers circle her. The grenade explodes off camera. Evelyn Strikes an intimidating pinky pose as the debris and smoke curl through the air.
They attack, but Pinky Evelyn destroys them one by one. She flicks one guy’s baseball bat into splinters. Then flicks them across the room, or into the air. They’re all neutralized.
Waymond and Joy run over.
JOY
Oh shit, is Gong Gong like dead?
Gong Gong is snoring. Evelyn lets out a sigh of relief.
Suddenly aware of how exhausted her mind and body are, she falls back into Waymond’s arms.
EVELYN
It’s going to be so hard…… to explain any of this to you.
ALPHA WAYMOND
No need to explain, I have been watching you.
EVELYN
You’re back. Did you see how good I am? I’m going to do it, I’m going to defeat Jobu Tupaki.
ALPHA WAYMOND
You got her name right. Evelyn, what you’re doing is crazy.
Reckless. Your stupid plan to Somehow save your daughter has managed to piss off everyone in the
multiverse…… But it just might work.
He coughs in pain and caresses her face.
EVELYN
Alpha Waymond, Are you okay?
ALPHA WAYMOND
Don’t worry, I’m just a burner Waymond, used for communication.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT’D)
(laughs to himself)
I only wish I could be there to see you finish this.
86 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
Jobu steps into the flipped RV where Waymond is all alone connected to his helmet. All the equipment begins to shut down, blue screens of death, smoke curling.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Do what you will. Your time is now limited.
Jobu puts a finger to his lips…… RUMBLE……
87 INT. IRS 9TH FLOOR ATRIUM
A calmness falls over Alpha Waymond.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Be careful out there Evelyn. Do not let the chaos destroy your beliefs.
They are all you have.
(She nods.)
I’m grateful that chance was kind enough to give us these last few moments together.
He goes in to kiss her. Evelyn’s body tenses up.
As they’re about to kiss, his lips quiver, his breath trembles, and his eyes roll back. His head goes limp.
EVELYN
Alpha Waymond?
She holds him tight. Waymond lifts his head in a daze.
WAYMOND
What happened? Was I Raccoon Waymond again?
EVELYN
Raccoon Waymond…… is dead.
Evelyn pulls away.
Jobu returns enthusiastically applauding. Evelyn stumbles to her feet.
WAYMOND
So that’s…… Raccoon Joy? Am I getting it?
EVELYN
(slurring)
You…… you killed him. But I’m going to stop you Jobu. Now that I am reaching my full potential.
Jobu reaches out a hand. The eerie RUMBLING comes back……
JOBU
You still can’t see what’s happening.
Evelyn raises her fists defiantly. The RUMBLE intensifies.
EVELYN
No, I can see clearly. More clearly than ever before.
Evelyn is now fully cross-eyed.
We see confusing FLASHES of the other universes: CHEF: she’s trying cook better than the chef (CHAD) across from her, TAXES: she has a headache, MOVIESTAR: the audience laughs
around her, SIGN SPINNER: she preps to catch the spinning midair sign, etc……
Jobu nods, a spark of excitement in her eyes.
Suddenly Evelyn vomits 2 liters of orange soda and a frog paperweight. She collapses to the ground.
Jobu touches her limp body but nothing happens. She pokes her a couple of times. No rumble. No pop. Just dead.
JOBU
Damnit. So close.
WAYMOND
What?! No! No!
Jobu crouches down and shuts Evelyn’s vacant eyes.
JOBU
I’ll see you again soon, somewhere out there in all that noise.
Waymond holds his dead wife’s body, while Jobu stands over them for a moment looking remorseful. The feeling passes.
CUT TO: BLACK
THE END
VARIOUS UNIVERSES:
87-1 MOVIE STAR UNIVERSE: INT. MOVIE THEATER - Applause. CREDITS
begin to roll on screen. We pull out to reveal the audience.
WAYMOND (CEO) (O.S.)
結局挺有趣的, 好悲傷.
WAYMOND (CEO) (O.S.)
Interesting ending. Very sad.
Evelyn turns in her seat to see Waymond is next to her. She Screams in his face before standing up to pat her body. She’s Still alive.
EVELYN (MOVIE STAR)
她在哪?我們的⼥兒呢?
EVELYN (MOVIE STAR)
Where is she? Our daughter.
WAYMOND (CEO)
妳在說什麼?
WAYMOND (CEO)
What are you talking about……?
She runs down the aisle and bursts through the doors-
[As Evelyn goes hunting for Jobu Tupaki, she finds it increasingly more difficult not to get lost in the chaos]
87-2 SIGN SPINNER UNIVERSE: Evelyn looks down. She is now standing in the middle of the road holding her sign. A HORN BLARES, Evelyn looks up just in time to see a car driving straight towards her, she falls backwards-
87-3 OPERA UNIVERSE: Evelyn falls backwards on stage. The audience gasps, the microphone feedback SQUEALS. From backstage Gong Gong picks her up but she pushes past him-
87-4 CHEF UNIVERSE: INT. HIBACHI KITCHEN - Evelyn pushes through the prep kitchen door looking for Jobu.
Instead she sees CHAD, the young Chef has taken off his chef’s hat and sitting on his head is a Raccoon pulling his hair. It’s RACCACOONIE, the talking, cooking raccoon.
RACCACOONIE & CHAD
Now we’re cooking……
While nobody’s looking.
Raccaccoonie notices Evelyn and drops the hair, causing Chad’s arms to drop.
RACCACOONIE
This isn’t what it looks like.
CHAD
You can’t tell anyone!
Please, I’m begging you.
EVELYN
AHHHHHH!
Raccacoonie grabs Chad’s hair and puppets him to try and stop Evelyn from leaving. She panics and shuts the door again-
87-5 HOT DOG UNIVERSE: INT. APARTMENT DINING ROOM - Suddenly Someone puts a blind fold over her eyesEVELYN (CONT’D)
Jobu? Stop with the games!
The active grenade tumbles into some cubicles. The Alpha Jumpers circle her. The grenade explodes off camera. Evelyn Strikes an intimidating pinky pose as the debris and smoke curl through the air.
They attack, but Pinky Evelyn destroys them one by one. She flicks one guy’s baseball bat into splinters. Then flicks them across the room, or into the air. They’re all neutralized.
Waymond and Joy run over.
JOY
Oh shit, is Gong Gong like dead?
Gong Gong is snoring. Evelyn lets out a sigh of relief.
Suddenly aware of how exhausted her mind and body are, she falls back into Waymond’s arms.
EVELYN
It’s going to be so hard…… to explain any of this to you.
ALPHA WAYMOND
No need to explain, I have been watching you.
EVELYN
You’re back. Did you see how good I am? I’m going to do it, I’m going to defeat Jobu Tupaki.
ALPHA WAYMOND
You got her name right. Evelyn, what you’re doing is crazy.
Reckless. Your stupid plan to Somehow save your daughter has managed to piss off everyone in the
multiverse…… But it just might work.
He coughs in pain and caresses her face.
EVELYN
Alpha Waymond, Are you okay?
ALPHA WAYMOND
Don’t worry, I’m just a burner Waymond, used for communication.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT’D)
(laughs to himself)
I only wish I could be there to see you finish this.
86 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
Jobu steps into the flipped RV where Waymond is all alone connected to his helmet. All the equipment begins to shut down, blue screens of death, smoke curling.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Do what you will. Your time is now limited.
Jobu puts a finger to his lips…… RUMBLE……
87 INT. IRS 9TH FLOOR ATRIUM
A calmness falls over Alpha Waymond.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Be careful out there Evelyn. Do not let the chaos destroy your beliefs.
They are all you have.
(She nods.)
I’m grateful that chance was kind enough to give us these last few moments together.
He goes in to kiss her. Evelyn’s body tenses up.
As they’re about to kiss, his lips quiver, his breath trembles, and his eyes roll back. His head goes limp.
EVELYN
Alpha Waymond?
She holds him tight. Waymond lifts his head in a daze.
WAYMOND
What happened? Was I Raccoon Waymond again?
EVELYN
Raccoon Waymond…… is dead.
Evelyn pulls away.
Jobu returns enthusiastically applauding. Evelyn stumbles to her feet.
WAYMOND
So that’s…… Raccoon Joy? Am I getting it?
EVELYN
(slurring)
You…… you killed him. But I’m going to stop you Jobu. Now that I am reaching my full potential.
Jobu reaches out a hand. The eerie RUMBLING comes back……
JOBU
You still can’t see what’s happening.
Evelyn raises her fists defiantly. The RUMBLE intensifies.
EVELYN
No, I can see clearly. More clearly than ever before.
Evelyn is now fully cross-eyed.
We see confusing FLASHES of the other universes: CHEF: she’s trying cook better than the chef (CHAD) across from her, TAXES: she has a headache, MOVIESTAR: the audience laughs
around her, SIGN SPINNER: she preps to catch the spinning midair sign, etc……
Jobu nods, a spark of excitement in her eyes.
Suddenly Evelyn vomits 2 liters of orange soda and a frog paperweight. She collapses to the ground.
Jobu touches her limp body but nothing happens. She pokes her a couple of times. No rumble. No pop. Just dead.
JOBU
Damnit. So close.
WAYMOND
What?! No! No!
Jobu crouches down and shuts Evelyn’s vacant eyes.
JOBU
I’ll see you again soon, somewhere out there in all that noise.
Waymond holds his dead wife’s body, while Jobu stands over them for a moment looking remorseful. The feeling passes.
CUT TO: BLACK
THE END
VARIOUS UNIVERSES:
87-1 MOVIE STAR UNIVERSE: INT. MOVIE THEATER - Applause. CREDITS
begin to roll on screen. We pull out to reveal the audience.
WAYMOND (CEO) (O.S.)
結局挺有趣的, 好悲傷.
WAYMOND (CEO) (O.S.)
Interesting ending. Very sad.
Evelyn turns in her seat to see Waymond is next to her. She Screams in his face before standing up to pat her body. She’s Still alive.
EVELYN (MOVIE STAR)
她在哪?我們的⼥兒呢?
EVELYN (MOVIE STAR)
Where is she? Our daughter.
WAYMOND (CEO)
妳在說什麼?
WAYMOND (CEO)
What are you talking about……?
She runs down the aisle and bursts through the doors-
[As Evelyn goes hunting for Jobu Tupaki, she finds it increasingly more difficult not to get lost in the chaos]
87-2 SIGN SPINNER UNIVERSE: Evelyn looks down. She is now standing in the middle of the road holding her sign. A HORN BLARES, Evelyn looks up just in time to see a car driving straight towards her, she falls backwards-
87-3 OPERA UNIVERSE: Evelyn falls backwards on stage. The audience gasps, the microphone feedback SQUEALS. From backstage Gong Gong picks her up but she pushes past him-
87-4 CHEF UNIVERSE: INT. HIBACHI KITCHEN - Evelyn pushes through the prep kitchen door looking for Jobu.
Instead she sees CHAD, the young Chef has taken off his chef’s hat and sitting on his head is a Raccoon pulling his hair. It’s RACCACOONIE, the talking, cooking raccoon.
RACCACOONIE & CHAD
Now we’re cooking……
While nobody’s looking.
Raccaccoonie notices Evelyn and drops the hair, causing Chad’s arms to drop.
RACCACOONIE
This isn’t what it looks like.
CHAD
You can’t tell anyone!
Please, I’m begging you.
EVELYN
AHHHHHH!
Raccacoonie grabs Chad’s hair and puppets him to try and stop Evelyn from leaving. She panics and shuts the door again-
87-5 HOT DOG UNIVERSE: INT. APARTMENT DINING ROOM - Suddenly Someone puts a blind fold over her eyesEVELYN (CONT’D)
Jobu? Stop with the games!
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