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Alpha Waymond turns to Alpha Gong Gong.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Watch these two here while I deal with Jobu.
ALPHA GONG GONG
(scoffs)
I’m not risking the safety of the Alphaverse for this.
Alpha Gong Gong drops his head and begins snoring.
ALPHA WAYMOND
(to Evelyn)
Get us as far away from Joy as you can. I’ll be back. I promise.
He hangs his head and snaps back as normal Waymond.
JOY (O.S.)
Hellooooo? I can hear you guys in there…… Where are we?
Waymond pushes the furniture away and opens the door. Joy Steps in scrolling through her missed calls and messages.
WAYMOND
Joy? Why are you here?
JOY
I have no fucking clue!
WAYMOND
Gentle language! I’m sure there is a very good explanation for all of this…… Wow. Very cool clothes.
Evelyn shoves Joy into an office chair and begins frantically taping her arms with packing tape.
JOY
What the fuck, mom!
WAYMOND
Evelyn, 你在⼲什么
WAYMOND
Evelyn stop that!
EVELYN
這是爲了我們的安全.
我們⼥兒的腦⼦被 Joybooby Tobacky 綁架了. Alpha you 和Alpha 公公 want me to fight her.But she is too powerful…
EVELYN
It’s for our protection. Our daughter’s mind has been taken over by Joybooby Tobacky. Possessed. Alpha you and Alpha Gong Gong want me to fight her, but she is too powerful……
Waymond puts his hands on her shoulders to calm her.
WAYMOND
妳.在.說.什.麼?
WAYMOND
What. Are. You. Talking About?
JOY
Are we, like, all having a stroke?
EVELYN
你不記得了, 因為你的⾝體也在另外的 universe 的 control.
EVELYN
You can’t remember anything because your bodies were under the control of other universes.
JOY
Oh that explains it.
EVELYN
You were like…… puppets. And you could do things you normally can’t do. You were like, what’s that movie…… Raccaccoonie?
WAYMOND
What?
EVELYN
You know…… Raccaccoonie, the cartoon. We watched it for your birthday in middle school. With the
cook, he makes bad food, but then the Raccoon sits on his head, and controls him, and then, he makes
good foodIn spite of everything that is happening, Joy laughs.
JOY
She means Ratatouille.
WAYMOND
Ratatouille! Very good movie.
EVELYN
No, it’s Raccaccoonie. Like Raccoon. Ratatouille’s not a word.
WAYMOND
(through laughter)
So there is a Raccoon Me and a Raccoon Joy? And they are controlling us……?
EVELYN
From other universes.
Joy and Waymond cannot stop laughing. Evelyn, suddenly selfaware, drops the tape. She can’t help but laugh a little too.
GONG GONG (O.S. IN CANTONESE)
艺霖 (Evelyn)
Evelyn turns to see her father is awake. She goes to him.
Joy’s phone begins to RING. It’s Becky. Despite the tape, she is able to answer the phone while Waymond tries to free her.
ALPHA GONG GONG
(whispered)
Quickly. While she is distracted.
Gong Gong covertly places a box cutter knife in Evelyn’s hand. It’s Alpha Gong Gong.
Evelyn mouths "what?" and pushes the knife back.
ALPHA GONG GONG (CONT’D)
This is just protocol. Giving her one less universe to access.
Evelyn shakes her head “no”.
ALPHA GONG GONG (CONT’D)
How can you defeat her in every universe, if you can’t even kill her in one?
EVELYN
She’s your own granddaughter.
He places the knife in her hand. Evelyn feels the weight of the weapon.
ALPHA GONG GONG
The sacrifices necessary to win this war…… I know all too well.
71-1 FLASHBACK: Jobu killing all of the policemen. We hear Jobu’s voice.
JOBU (V.O.)
Nothing matters……
Evelyn grips the knife tighter. She turns and walks slowly towards her oblivious daughter who is still on the phone.
Waymond laughs as he struggles to get the tape off of Joy.
BECKY (PHONE)
Wait…… why are you taped up?
JOY
It’s a long story. Involving Raccoons, apparently.
Gong Gong watches as Evelyn gets closer.
JOY (CONT’D)
Mom?
Evelyn raises the knife. Gong Gong nods in anticipation.
Evelyn cuts the tape, releasing Joy.
WAYMOND
Hey, you take the fun out of everything. I almost had it.
Evelyn looks at Joy, knowing she made the right decision.
They hear a CLICK from behind.
They turn to see Gong Gong has a gun in his hands. Evelyn
immediately stands up to block her daughter.
ALPHA GONG GONG
You are already under her spell.
JOY
Gong Gong speaks English?!
WAYMOND
Everyone stay calm! I think it’s time for a family discussion!
EVELYN
I can’t let you kill her.
JOY
Shit! Gong Gong’s lost it!
Evelyn begins to breathe heavily. Her head is reeling as she experiences LEAKS from the other universes.
ALPHA GONG GONG
Can’t you see what is happening to your mind? In my universe. You pushed your daughter. And you broke her. You created Jobu Tupaki. I must stop you now. It’s only a matter of time before……
(aims the gun at her head)
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