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　　79 INT. IRS 9TH FLOOR EXECUTIVE OFFICE
　　
　　Many Alpha Jumpers now wear gas masks. One pulls the pin from a tear gas can and tosses it into the ceiling vents. Alpha Gong Gong nods approvingly and rolls out of the room.
　　
　　80 INT. IRS - PANIC ROOM
　　
　　Gas begins seeping in through the vents.
　　WAYMOND
　　親愛的， 我不知道妳怎麼了，
　　不過 I think you’re pushing things too far.
　　WAYMOND
　　Sweetheart， I don’t know what you’re doing， but I think you’re pushing things too far.
　　She grabs the phone from Waymond: a warning is flashing. She zooms out to reveal so many more untouched universes.
　　As gas filters in all around them， Evelyn stumbles to her feet and grabs a motorized feather toy. It begins vibrating.
　　EVELYN
　　Or…… not far enough.
　　Joy cringes as her mom sticks the feather into her nose. Her bluetooth device flashes GREEN.
　　
　　81 INT. IRS 9TH FLOOR EXECUTIVE OFFICE
　　
　　All of the gas mask Alpha Jumpers also begin doing random， Stupid things: one guy rips a chunk of hair out， an older lady sits on a photo copier with her bare ass， someone is Singing "Ave Maria". It’s an orgy of stupid.
　　GREEN devices flash across the room.
　　
　　82 INT. IRS SECRET SEX CLOSET
　　
　　Evelyn presses the button and she downloads divergent memories from OPERA UNIVERSE：
　　
　　82-1 - Evelyn as a child， runs with sticks， she trips.
　　
　　82-2 - Her Father sings to her as a child now with bandages over her eyes.
　　
　　82-3 - Evelyn stands onstage alone wearing sunglasses in front of a huge audience. A single note from the string section-
　　
　　83 [SPLIT SCREEN] INT. IRS EXECUTIVE OFFICE / OPERA HOUSE
　　
　　In unison both Evelyns INHALE a large lungful of oxygen.
　　
　　83-1 As the blind Opera singer sings her sustained note， Evelyn unlocks and swings open the closet door in SLOW MOTION. Gas billows.
　　With her eyes closed and her breath held， she dodges several blows from enemy Jumpers. She grabs hold of two of the Alpha Jumpers’ gas masks and rips them off. They gasp for air.
　　She throws the gas masks into the panic room for her family.
　　Someone kicks her from behind.
　　Opera Evelyn’s voice falters and cracks. She disconnects as
　　She hits the wall. But the epic opera music continues：
　　
　　84 INT. IRS 9TH FLOOR EXECUTIVE OFFICE
　　
　　She picks up a frog shaped paperweight and tries to swallow it whole - GREEN - BAM!
　　
　　84-1 SIGN SPINNER UNIVERSE: We see divergent memories flash：
　　- Evelyn， a gymnast， falls off the high bars， CRACK!
　　
　　84-2 - Wearing an ankle cast she watches someone else win at the Olympics on TV.
　　
　　84-3 - Evelyn in a uniform spins a sign that says "PIZZA PIZZA".
　　
　　She’s really good. But it’s also kind of sad. Someone stops to take a selfie with her.
　　
　　84 BACK IN THE IRS: A SWAT Officer charges with a riot shield.
　　Evelyn deftly dodges him， steals the shield， and swirls it like a magnificent sign spinner， blocking bullets and miscellaneous sharp objects. The gas blows away from her， Sending paperwork flying through the air.
　　She slams the shield to the left BAM! To the right BAM!
　　knocking more foes over and smashing their bluetooth devices.
　　Meanwhile Waymond & Joy emerge from the panic room， pull off the gas masks and watch Evelyn do the impossible.
　　Evelyn smashes the sign into one final jumper， the shield Shatters from the impact.
　　JOY
　　Holy. Shit.
　　WAYMOND
　　No Evelyn! Is he dead？
　　EVELYN
　　Come on!
　　
　　85 INT. IRS 9TH FLOOR ATRIUM
　　
　　The family hurries through the doors keeping their head down as they head past a break room area amongst the cubicles.
　　Something SHRIEKS then slams into Evelyn knocking her into an adjacent break area. A leash yanks the creature back， and Debbie catches her dog just as they strike a menacing pose.
　　Debbie begins swinging her weapon like a ball and chain.
　　Evelyn swings open the fridge looking for a jumping pad. She grabs a 2 liter of orange soda and leaps out of the way just as the French bulldog slams into the door. She traps the dog inside.
　　Evelyn runs for the exit， sticks the bottle in her mouth， Squeezes it violently chugging all the soda in 2 seconds.
　　The Frenchie flies at her face. GREEN! BAM!
　　
　　85-1 FLASH: CHEF UNIVERSE: INT. BENIHANA’S RESTAURANT - Evelyn is an Hibachi chef with ncredible spatula skills.
　　
　　85 BACK IN THE IRS: She bends backwards， grabs a spatula and a cake knife off the floor， and expertly spins them， slicing the leash.
　　The dog flies off into the cubicles.
　　Debbie is furious. Evelyn grabs an egg timer and spins it on the spatula for a moment. Then flicks it violently into Debbie’s forehead knocking her unconscious!
　　Evelyn rejoins her family but she suddenly has a headache - a LEAK from the chef universe -
　　
　　85-2 CHEF UNIVERSE: INT. HIBACHI RESTAURANT - Evelyn accidentally drops her spinning egg onto a customer’s lap. Her MANAGER
　　pulls her aside and whispers in her ear.
　　MANAGER （O.S.）
　　Are you kidding me？ Again？ If you don’t step up， I’m giving some of your shifts to Chad.
　　Evelyn looks over to see CHAD - a young， handsome chef who has a captive audience. Chad winks at Evelyn who glares back.
　　Evelyn hears a loud ominous DRUM BEAT.
　　
　　85 BACK IN THE IRS BUILDING: Evelyn turns to see an Alpha I.T.
　　Guy drumming with two pipes so hard it’s denting and Splintering everything he hits. He attacks with a furious fast tempo. Evelyn fights with her spatulas but they break.
　　She throws a monitor at him， then battles him with a keyboard， but he drums each item into bits.
　　She manages to hit his earpiece right as he does the same to her. SMACK， they both disconnect. They’re powerless.
　　Evelyn looks into an adjacent cubicle and spots an Auditor of the Month trophy. For the first time we realize how much it looks like a butt plug.
　　ZIP. The I.T. Guy has undone his pants. He pulls aside his underwear and leaps for the trophy， he’s going to use the butt plug trophy as a jumping pad!
　　Evelyn kicks away the trophy just in time. They fight over the trophy， grappling each other onto the ground as the trophy tumbles across the floor.
　　FOOTSTEPS. A SCREAM. An Alpha Security Guard comes flying over both their heads with no pants， hands on his ankles. His butt lands on the trophy. Oh No. His earpiece CLICKS green.
　　Evelyn has to think fast， she blows on her I.T. Guy’s nose making an involuntary trumpet sound， REEN! She stands up to face the Alpha Security Guard.
　　He attacks with a furious series of Shaolin style moves. She battles him until she hears another scream. She turns and
　　the I.T. Guy now has an even bigger trophy protruding from his butt， Auditor of the YEAR!
　　They furiously attack. She cannot keep up. But she manages to pull out their butt props and violently knocks them both unconscious.
　　Evelyn breathes a sigh of relief.
　　Waymond makes a grossed out face. She self consciously throws the props to the floor. Ew.
　　
　　85-3/4 FLASH: MOVIE STAR UNIVERSE: the movie premiere audience applauds. Evelyn sees Alpha Gong Gong on screen. What？
　　BACK IN THE IRS: A wheel chair slams into Evelyn. Alpha Gong Gong revs across the floor then pins her against a column with the pegs of his chair， her arms and hands are trapped and she can’t move anything except her pinkies.
　　He holds a grenade. He pulls the pin. He is going to kill himself and take her down with him. Evelyn helplessly squirms her pinkies.
　　The wounded Alpha Jumpers return to watch their leader Suicide bomb the threat. Waymond and Joy watch from the doorway， horrified.
　　ALPHA GONG GONG
　　I am sorry， Evelyn.
　　Evelyn’s bluetooth turns GREEN. Alpha Gong Gong looks down to See Evelyn is caressing his leg with her foot.
　　
　　85-5 FLASHES: PINKY UNIVERSE: EXT. FOREST - In training， Evelyn does nothing but pinky push-ups everyday of her life. Her pinkies look like they are jacked on steroids.
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